This is an orange-tinged beagle snout because SOMEONE in this house likes to eat leftover tandoori chicken out of garbage cans.
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How in the HELL is it already almost the season finale of Married to Jonas?!?? There have been, like, five episodes! I thought I was going to have the whole summer to be big and pregnant and watch it :( this is really, weirdly disappointing to me.
Life is unfair guys.
The Great Gatsby cast @ Cannes Photo Call.
Carey Mulligan looks like a creep-ass ghost haunting these other healthy, colorful, cheerful actors.
Eat something, Carey. Get some sun.
Also, I can’t ever reblog Leo without acknowledging that he is the most beautiful dude ever.
(via sperrysandstripes)
"Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark."
— N’tima (via wendesgray)
(Source: mariaarroyo, via looktothestarsx2)
Elderly People Say the Darndest Things
My husbands very elderly, kind of foreign grandma said to me at dinner, “You’re getting chubby. You need to walk more. You still have two months left and…you’re pretty big.”
Happy Mother’s Day!!
Things That Are 100% Out of the Question During Your 3rd Trimester
1. Bending over (which also eliminates the following: tying shoes, painting your toenails, picking up dropped items, shaving your entire leg without spending 20+ minutes trying to find appropriate positioning, unloading the dryer, and many more).
2. Wearing a button-down. Cardigans get increasingly more hilarious, even unbuttoned. They’re basically just arm covers at this point.
3. Laying on your back.
4. Holding your pee for more than 40 minutes.
5. Going up a flight of stairs without sweating and panting as if you just finished a marathon.
6. Sleeping for longer than 3 hour stretches at a time (see #3 and #4).
